All right HuffleFUCKs. We have a FUCKing practice tonight and I don't want to hear any FUCKing bitching about the cold or the FUCKing rain. Man up and grow some FUCKing balls. We got a FUCKing game against Ravenclaw and I don't want to see you guys FUCKing fat and lazy.

No bitching once it snows either!

Taigai, I FUCKing took care of that shit for you.

I have to say that the Quidditch match was interesting. Such zealous announcers, Agito was glad they weren't pushovers this year.

Hi.yo.ri, let's do something.

I won the epic fight of the Halloween costumes this year! We're going as the Good Witch of the West this time. So that means Agito probably won't be out much today.

The answers to all your FUCKing questions; because you FUCKing touch yourself at night.

I never thought I would come back here.

Good evening, allow me to introduce myself. I am Mariela Wanijima; Lind, Akito and Agito's mother. I hope to meet all of his teachers and friends this weekend.


[[ooc; not canon!mama, but he needed a mama.]]

I'm going to say this once, here's the FUCKing team I plan on FUCKing winning with this FUCKing year.

Stupei is a Beater. I FUCKing figure it's a good FUCKing excuse to beat him at the same time. He also has a FUCKing good arm when he isn't looking dumb.

Ahiru is Seeker. She's FUCKing small and flat chested. Good for wind resistance.

Rikku is Keeper. Just don't FUCKing touch me.

Asuka is a FUCKing Chaser. When he isn't FUCKing spouting team love crap, he's a good player.

The idiot Gryffindor's brother is also a FUCKing Chaser. Apparently Matthew didn't FUCKing inherit the stupid.

Minato is the other FUCKing Chaser. He doesn't FUCKing sass me, so FUCKing take a page from his book.

The end. If you didn't FUCKing make it, then sucks FUCKing balls for you and go FUCK your momma. Practice tomorrow at 6am.


[[ooc; Sorry for the fail on the tryout log guys. Work has been killing me.]]

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN THE FUCK UP HUFFLEPUFF.

You want to FUCKing be on my team? I FUCKing expect you on the pitch right after FUCKing class tomorrow.

I don't take losers or bitches.


FUCK, it's nice to actually have FUCKing free periods this year. More time to FUCKing not do shit.

You FUCKing heard the Headmaster last night, I'm the FUCKing Captain this year. I don't FUCKing take shit from losers so anyone who FUCKing tries out better FUCKing be top grade.

Thanks to Akito we got caught.

Waaaah, Agito tripped over a garbage can and made a lot of noise. We almost got caught but we ran away fast enough.

Hmmm, I smell cookies.

All right, I'm FUCKing going to stake out these FUCKers who are apparently my FUCKing parents. I saw FUCKing Kaito and he gave me the FUCKing answers I needed. That FUCKer needs to lose his FUCKing kneecaps.

If anyone FUCKing needs me, I'm FUCKing going to make you wait until I'm done with this shit.


[Private]

...FUCK this shit.

FUCK my life, Quidditch camp starts tomorrow and I FUCKing blew all my money on my broom.

Hiyori, FUCKing take that as a sign to buy me a FUCKing ticket to the World Cup.

I was going through our mail today and it looked like one got lost and we finally got it. I guess when the castle made us think that we didn't exist and Lind was the only one and normal, he wrote home. Home sent him a letter... but home isn't Kaito home, it's from a Wanijima home though.


Blah, blah, blah your brother is a loser. Blah, blah, blah where are you? Blah, blah, blah I'm so happy.

So... long letter short is that Hisato and Mariela Wanijima are Lind and Kaito's parents.














I feel like some cookies. I think I'll make some blood pop cookies for Agito because he's getting really grumbly.

Taiga's new FUCKing name is Hiyori junior because she FUCKing mouths off like her.

Now if you'll all FUCKing excuse me I FUCKing got some waffles to eat and some FUCKing hooker neighbors who need to be yelled at.

I don't FUCKing care what anyone FUCKing says, we're keeping it.

You spent 1000 galleons on a broom though!

IT'S A FUCKING AWESOME BROOM.

Like awesome tummy rumbling?

We still have some money... we can get a FUCKing happy meal.

I bet we don't have enough for a toy.

The FUCKing broom is a good enough toy.

I'm going to tell on you.

I FUCKing hate finals. Whoever the FUCK came up with the FUCKing idea for FUCKing OWL's should be FUCKing taken out behind the FUCKing castle and FUCKing killed.

CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NORMAL MONTH AT SCHOOL?


[[ooc; Akito's feeling rather derpy from all the recent events and just wants a break.]]